I was a little shy when I bought the long cucumber at the vegetable store. I'm perceived by my surroundings as more conservative and I was quite hot when I took the long fat thing out of the gift bag. I almost dropped her in shock. And now? I don't even know how I got there, but I'm cheating on my husband with a cucumber. This healthy piece of green vegetable makes every free moment without a husband more pleasant for me. I'm like an addict.